Hips Swaying, Lips Lie

odgw:

in an unfortunate coincidence, mitt romney failed to create a job for himself

the-queen-of-sass:

So my dad and my brothers were playing hide and seek in the mall and this happened

phazon-vuitton:

she like “I sure the fuck did”

ilovecharts:

Color might have been a decent option here…

confusedtree:

In French, you don’t really say “I ate the pizza”, you say “Je suis devenu la pizza”, which is closer to “I am the pizza” or “I became the pizza”. I love that so much. You don’t just eat something. You absorb it into your atoms for the greater good of the hive stomach. If you eat the pizza, it just eats you back. Stop. Touch the pizza. You are the same